I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
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Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
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2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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