Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
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I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
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it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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