So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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