he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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