yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
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ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
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Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?