Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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