Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
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