You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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