East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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