Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
so let's talk penis.
I am midnight drunk by noon
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
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watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
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Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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