doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
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I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
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My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
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