i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
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Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
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His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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