we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
There was a lot of him and a little penis
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Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
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You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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