So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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