Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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