I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I'm too high and old for this...
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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