i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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