So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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