i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
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My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
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Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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