I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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