I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
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the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
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My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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