porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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