chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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