How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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