Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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