TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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