I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I accidentally burped into my bong.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
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haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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