what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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