He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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