Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Thank you for not boning my boss.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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