i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
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Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
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yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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