You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
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