it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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