Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
