girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
Randomize