i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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