Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
me + whiskey = a bad person
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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