you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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