Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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