You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
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You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
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It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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