well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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