This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
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That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
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My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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