I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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