your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
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she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
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this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
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