Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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