Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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