with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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