she was so not down for the gang bang
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Girls should come with a carfax report
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
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You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
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OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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