I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
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i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
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I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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