What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
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Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
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You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
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