Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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